Oh, the whitepaper for meme coins... truly the pinnacle of seriousness. 

Because who wouldn’t want to invest in a project that has a roadmap full of laughs and a mission to make us money from memes? At this point, our whitepaper might as well be a roll of toilet paper—at least that’s actually useful and gets used every day. 

But hey, who am I to judge… maybe there’s some genius out there who’s cracked the code to building a financial empire off a dog wearing sunglasses.